There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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