So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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