Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
