a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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