im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
God I need to hump something, right now.
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