Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I love having hate sex.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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