So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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