No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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