This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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