and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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