I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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