My girlfriend figured out who you are.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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