i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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