you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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