She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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