you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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