It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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