She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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