Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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