Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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