I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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