We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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