hell yes lets make some ravioli
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
foreskin is a definite game changer
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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