I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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