I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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