I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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