I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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