just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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