Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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