lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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