She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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