whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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