Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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