his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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