and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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