He is such a slut. More and more my type.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
There r osticjed everywhere
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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