i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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