and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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