you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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