I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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