yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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