Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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