Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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