can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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