If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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