i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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