I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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