youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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