It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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