yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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