He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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