You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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